Our Little Family

I pulled out the ironing board, not to do real ironing, but the hem on a quilt so that I could sew it. Sam came into the room and with a puzzled stare in the direction of the ironing board he said "What's that?!"

"Mom, Can you come upstairs?!" Why, Sam?
" Um...I pooped on the floor." (I must say that he had been sick and had the runs..didn't quite make it that time)

"I know what plaid is. It's a really fancy shape".

"Can you come get Jack, he's DESTROYING me!!"

"Mom, this show doesn't teach me anything."

"I don't feel very well. I think I need to just wiggle my thumbs." (think of video games)

"Can I please play my game if I stop farting?!"

"Hey Mom, I want to....uhh...argh..eek...I think I lost that word."

"My lungs feel like a balloon and it's making my head oval."

"Thanks for saving me mom, but I can save myself"

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" I don't know Sam, what are you thinking?...."Chicken juice".

I am trying to get my little brother to move out here and one day we went by a local business to see if they were hiring. Sam said "why are we here mom? I said "we need to find Nick a job so that he will move out here". He replied "oh, can we find Sally a job too". (Sally is my 10 yr.old little sis)

Sam: Mom, you're so lucky.Me: Why? Sam: Because I love you.

He noticed that there were numbers on the tag of his shirt and, out of excitement and concern, he said: "MOM, THIS COSTS 18 KIDS!!!".

Sam was reported to have approached several older girls in primary and saying : "You ruined my Christmas Party and I want an apology." Keep in mind, that was his first week in primary.

I have a headache, I think my brain is twisted.

Mom, I'm really sorry but, I have to get married. Me:Uh, why do you have to get married? Sam: Because my girlfriends mom and dad said that we have to.

Me: Sam, how many times to I have to tell you to pick up your toys?! Sam: Eight times, mom.

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

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